Photoshop makes wonders.
Blonde ambition

Troii: Gawin mo ngang blonde si Odie.
Limi: How blonde? Ganito ba?
Troii: Wag ganyan, yung kulay tae.
Limi: Ganito?
Troii: Perfect.
Troii: Paputiin mo naman.
Troii: Tapos palakihin mo yung boobs.
Troii: Saka yung hips.
Limi: K.
Troii: Syemre medyo liliitan naman yung waistline n’ya di’ba?
Limi: Viola! Blonde bombshell!
Troii: Hmm. Ano pa ba’ng kulang?
Limi: Kulang ng ulap.

Perfect 10

Troii: Si Elena, si elena.
Troii: Padamihin mo yung buhok nya, yung mukhang kakainin na s’ya.
Troii: Gawin mo din s’yang sexy. Yung mukhang Betty Boop.
Limi: There. Okay na?
Troii: Medyo sag yung dede n’ya, itaas naman natin ng konti.
Troii: Hmm. May kulang talaga, eh.
Limi: Height!

Attack of the clones

Troii: I hate this picture of mine. Sobrang mukha akong tanga.
Limi: Talaga? Well, well, it’s payback time.

You’ll always be with us in spirit.

V3: Hope you were here.





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